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Marketing Mechanic · NZ-wide · Raglan based

Your marketing's making aweird noise

Leads have gone quiet, the reports don't add up, or the website's quietly embarrassing you. Whatever's off, we'll find the fault - first.
From there, we decide: fix it, tune it or rebuild it.

Fixed prices. Plain English. Start with one job, not a long contract.

01 / Warning lights

Ignore the noise and it gets expensive.

Most marketing doesn't break all at once. It runs rough for months while the money keeps going out. Here's what that usually looks like.

Warning light 01

Money leaking out

You pay for marketing every month and nobody can tell you what it brings back.

Warning light 02

Customers going elsewhere

If people can't see why you're different, they choose on price, or they choose someone else.

Warning light 03

Wasting money louder

More spend on the wrong message doesn't fix it. It just burns cash faster.

Which lights are on? Run the free check →

02 / All clear

What it feels like when it's running right.

No more guessing. Marketing you actually understand, that brings in work and shows its numbers.

Warning light: money leaking out

Know where every dollar goes

Clear numbers on what's working, so you can back the winners and cut the rest.

Warning light: customers going elsewhere

A message people remember

What makes you different, written down and used everywhere, so customers know why to pick you.

Warning light: wasting money louder

Work coming in, not just activity

Fewer posts for the sake of it. More enquiries from the right people.

Warning light: running on gut feel

Decisions on evidence

No gut feel, no agency spin. You'll know why every dollar is being spent.

Kendyl Coleman, marketing consultant, crouched beside her blue and white 1958 Buick
Kendyl + the '58 Buick
Kendyl Coleman at a Raglan Business Chamber event with her laptop
Kendyl SPEAKING
03 / Who's doing the work

The marketer who can strip an engine.

I've run businesses for over 20 years, so I know what it's like to pay for marketing and not know if it's working.

I'm Kendyl. Former mechanic, marketer for over a decade, and I still do my own spanner work. My classic '58 Buick has reached numbers on Instagram that most agencies would charge you five figures to attempt.

The connection isn't as strange as it sounds. Both require you to find the actual fault before throwing parts (and money) at the problem.

Standing out is the job, and most marketing is too boring to be worth amplifying. I find the thing that makes your business genuinely different. The thing your customers already find fascinating and build your marketing around that.

I'm not an agency. There are no account managers, no juniors, no layers. You deal with the person doing the thinking.

The value isn't in producing more marketing. The value is knowing what marketing is worth producing.

BASED IN Raglan, WaikatoWorks REMOTELY, NZ-wideOver 20+ years as a business owner

04 / Where to start

Not sure what you need? Just describe the noise.

Every job in a workshop starts the same way. You tell the mechanic what it's doing, they work out the fix. Pick the one that sounds most like you.

Customer says

Job 001

“I pay for ads but have no real idea if it's working.”

Mechanic's call

The WOF

An independent thorough check of what you spend on paid ads, so you know what's returning and what isn't.

That's me →

Customer says

Job 002

“I think our website gets leads. I couldn't honestly tell you though.”

Mechanic's call

The Tune

The foundations are there. You like how your website looks but it could do better.
We find where the extra return is hiding.

That's me →

Customer says

Job 003

“Our website's a bit dusty. I'm embarrassed to send people to it.”

Mechanic's call

The Restoration

A rebuild of your brand, website and marketing to match the business you are now.

That's me →

Customer says

“Sales are flat. Is marketing the problem?”

Start with the free fault scanner. Ten questions, two minutes, no email needed.

Run the free check →

How every job runs · 1. Inspect · 2. Plain-English verdict · 3. Fix, tune or rebuild · Fixed prices at every step

Most business owners don't need more marketing. They need to know which parts of it are working. I treat your marketing the way I'd treat an engine: find the fault first, then fix what actually matters.

Whether that's a one-off WOF, a Tune to get more out of what's already working, or a full Restoration, you get senior thinking, fixed prices and plain English. Based in Raglan, working with businesses right across New Zealand.

Book your Marketing WOF

05 / Services

Three ways to work together.

Every engagement is senior-led, fixed-price and reported in plain English. Not sure which fits? Start with the WOF. It tells you whether you need a Tune, a Restoration, or nothing at all.

02 · Optimise

The Tune

Get more return from marketing that's already working.

Best for businesses with solid foundations that have hit a plateau.

Performance deep-dive workshop

Channel and conversion priorities

A roadmap ranked by return

60-day follow-up on results

03 · Rebuild

The Restoration

Rebuild your brand, website and marketing to compete at the level you've grown to.

Best for businesses that have outgrown how they show up.

Positioning and brand refresh

Website strategy, design and build

Marketing system and launch plan

A handover your team can run with

Senior strategist on every job · Fixed prices · No account managers · NZ-wide

06 / Fair questions

Before you book.

Will you just tell me to fire my agency and hire you?

No. I have no stake in the answer, which is the whole point of an independent inspection. If your agency is doing a good job, I'll tell you that in writing, with the evidence, and you'll have sharper questions for them next quarter. What the WOF gives you either way is knowing, instead of hoping.

Do I need to tell my agency?

No. I work from your invoices, reports, analytics and ad accounts - all things you own.

We don't have an agency, just a freelancer or in-house person. Still relevant?

Yes. The WOF works on any existing marketing spend, whoever's doing it. If you're starting from scratch, that's different. We don't inspect an empty engine. We build the strategy first.

Is $2,500 really worth it for a check-up?

You're not buying an opinion, you're buying things that exist afterwards: a scored inspection, your positioning written down for the first time, a fix brief your team or agency can quote from, and one fix already done. If you're spending $6,000 a month, that costs less than two weeks of it. And if your agency turns out to be doing a good job, you get the evidence and the questions that keep them sharp.

What do you need from me?

About an hour of your time, plus access: invoices, reports, Google Analytics, ad accounts and your website. I send a checklist the day you book.

Can I skip the WOF and go straight to a retainer?

You can, but many do the WOF first. It's the cheapest way for both of us to find out whether a retainer is the right fix, and if it is, the fee comes off your first month.

WE DO OUR OWN MARKETING - IS THIS FOR US?

Yes. The WOF isn't about who does your marketing. It's about whether what you're spending is working. I'll inspect the strategy, channels and output - whoever is behind them.

WE'VE NEVER REALLY INVESTED IN MARKETING. WHERE DO WE START?

You probably don't need a WOF yet. You need a strategy. I'll help you work out what you're trying to achieve, where to focus and what not to waste money on before you start spending.

Book your Marketing WOF

Your car gets an independent inspection every year. Your marketing spend is bigger. and nobody's ever checked it.

Email or ring with your business name and roughly what you're spending a month. I'll come back within one working day with a start date and the access checklist.

Fixed price. 10 working days. If I don't find something worth more than the fee, you don't pay.
Email
KENDYL@kendylcoleman.com
whatsapp, text or call
027 733 0233
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